unknownocean:

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be gothic. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I’m WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be stupid. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken. I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I’m BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick. I’m a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs. I DO DRUGS, so I must be making nothing of myself in life. I’m SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.I’m FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs. I’m BI, so I MUST like every guy I see. 

I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I’m BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I’m NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I’m an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I’m AFRICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I’m A DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I WEAR SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be gothic. I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I’m WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big cock. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I’m ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be sleeping with them. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I’m BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I’m POLISH, so I MUST be stupid. I’m HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I’m a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I’m BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken. I’m BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I’m BLACK, so I MUST have a big dick. I’m a HOOKER, so I MUST have crabs. I DO DRUGS, so I must be making nothing of myself in life. I’m SHORT so I must be a MIDGET.I’m FRENCH so I MUST eat frogs. I’m BI, so I MUST like every guy I see.